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Susan's Talks And Presentations

50 Things I've Learned So Far  This brand-new keynote is a combination of inspiration, reflection, and hilarity in which Susan draws the lessons -- both large and small, amusing and meaningful -- from her 50-plus years on the planet. Normal running time is about 50 minutes. The list can be expanded or contracted to suit your needs. Like ALL Susan's shows, this one is so clean it has been performed in front of an audience which included 40 nuns!
Laughing Your Way To Good Health This lively presentation takes a look at the mind-body connection and the importance of attitude and laughter to health. Participants learn how to find humor in everyday life, how many times per day the average adult laughs, and the physiological benefits of laughter.  Susan has presented this witty, upbeat program to countless women's health days, to cancer survivor groups, to stressed-out educators, and to long-term and acute care-givers, as well as in the corporate setting from Medtronic to Target to 3M and General Mills. About 45 minutes to one hour. Can be shorter or longer, according to your needs. 
What's So Funny About Being Female? A riotous romp that touches on every aspect of the female experience.  From diet and exercise to love and marriage; from pregnancy and water retention to car insurance rates for your teenage son; from creeping memory loss to menopause.  Warning: don't wear mascara to this event--it will be all over your face at the end!
Service With A Smile A witty but extremely informative look at customer service in America.  What constitutes good service? Bad service? How can you motive your front-line customer service personnel to give "drop dead, knock-your-socks-off" service? With numerous examples of both good and bad service drawn from her own busy life, Susan shows just how easy it is to impress your customers--and how hard it is to recover their business once a mistake has been made.  You can't afford NOT to have your customer service personnel hear this talk!
AARP, AARP, Is that Mid-Life Barking at My Heels? Inspired by getting her AARP card on her 49th birthday, Susan crafted this hysterical look at the many aspects -- both affirming and dismaying -- of the aging process. 

                        

  

 

 

 

 

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